The Mystery of The Magnificent Balls
It’s actually nowhere near as funny as it sounds. Great big glowing balls of divine fire are falling from the sky. Could be angels, could be meteors, could be all the telemarketers being kicked out of heaven. Whatever the case, the world ends because instead of writing a blog post, you played Dark Souls. Way to go, you self-centered douche. You’re a horrible person. Wasting your time playing a video game, even though it’s a work of art and one of the best games ever made.
The End