An Open Letter to Google Play Music. (Yes, I sent it to ’em!)

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 Censored music, really? There should be an account setting for censored or explicit. After all I can block explicit music on my instant mixes. I am thirty-five years old. I know where babies come from. I can stand a few f-bombs in my music. Also, due the fact that I am thirty-five, I have better […]

Please Quit Making New Yacht Rock, Before It Is Too Late!

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Yacht Rock:  Hall and Oates, Kenny Loggins, Michael McDonald New Yacht Rock:  Sebastien Grainger, Yacht Club, Cadence Weapon  Yacht Rock.  The name alone conjures images of the Pacific Ocean dotted with boats covered in a white powdery substance. Thoughts of captain hat wearing, unattractive, well oiled, men in retina scorching floral patterned shirts, white shorts, […]