Everybody’s Hugging Everybody: The Great Unification of 2018

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Everybody’s Hugging Everybody. Everybody’s hugging everybody. Champagne and other alcohol fly in every which way. Little pieces of paper descend from the sky. People turned to gravity and said, “Hold my nachos.” Whether people were shockingly disappointed or super duper excited, people dropped whatever they were holding and clung to one another. The Eagles won, […]

The Never-Ending Campaign (Ahh-ahh-ahhh-aahh-aahh-aaaaahh)

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  Will this campaign ever end? November 8th can’t get here fast enough! I am absolutely tired of waiting to get this damn thing over with. In fact, I think everyone is! Who isn’t irritable and getting more frustrated by the second. Am I the only one tired of being barraged by snot nosed tattle-talings […]