Three Punk Ass Things To Say About Danzig In A Very Respectable Manner

  Some people really can’t stand Glenn Danzig. Maybe it’s his rather sizeable ego. Perhaps it’s the fact that he can pull off a fishnet shirt. It could simply be because these people can sense evil. Regardless, I say screw those people! Let them listen to Sonic Youth in some sort of audible staring contest […]

Streets of Rage and Altered Beast: W(TV)F

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  Anyone hear about the Streets of Rage and Altered Beast TV shows or movies? I did and, if  you haven’t already guessed it, I was all “double-u tee eff?” Did anyone ask for this? Is that the kind of vibe us binge watching chuckle heads are giving off? What sort of lobotomized focus group […]

What I May Have Just Seen On The Internet: Piecakes

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  In this brand new, ground breaking, and hard hitting series – that will occur when I can’t think of anything else to write about – we will discuss, “What I May Have Just Seen On The Internet.” It could be anything! Elves! Elvis! Dire squirrels! Here are the rules: I can only catch a […]

Nintendo Classic or Classic Nintendo

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  When the Nintendo Classic was announced, I was excited. Joy filled my heart. Angels sang The Beatles “Because” from their heavenly perches. The sky seemed bluer. And, I could have sworn, that for a moment, Republicans and Democrats were getting along. Then I clicked the link, read about it, and all of that euphoria left […]

What I May Have Just Seen On The Internet: Handwiches

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In this brand new, ground breaking, and hard hitting series – that will occur when I can’t think of anything else to write about – we will discuss, “What I May Have Just Seen On The Internet.” It could be anything! Elves! Elvis! Dire squirrels! Here are the rules: I can only catch a glimpse […]

Newspaper Horoscopes: Premium Disappointment

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Horoscopes, who doesn’t get a kick out of reading them? The other day one of my friends, Hairdevil Pennysworth, brought in two newspapers. These weren’t the kind that are desperately thrust into hands at train stations with the promise of going home once the stock is depleted. These were of the rare kind that are desperately […]

New Viewing Context: Pee-Wee’s Big Holiday

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*Very minor spoilers follow; things that are apparent in the first few minutes of viewing.* My wife and I watched Pee-Wee’s Big Holiday the night it was made available and all in all, I enjoyed it. Although I was kind of apprehensive about watching it at first, because rewatching the TV series made me realize I […]