Don’t Call It A Comeback! She’s Been Here All Along.

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Sarah Palin has been making a lot of news lately. She has been saying all sorts of shit over the last year. Most recently she endorsed Donald Trump. Which apparently turned some conservatives stomachs and made others rip off their pants whoop at the sky. For me, I thought it was kismet. I wondered why it had taken so long. This must have been what the moment was like when they guy who put chocolate and peanut butter together, put chocolate and peanut butter together.

Two crazy assholes on camera at the same time. Turned loose like a senile grandpa without pills and that backwoods racist uncle at the holiday table. Team ups like this don’t happen very often except in pro wrestling. Which if you go watch the speech in the context of a wrestling interview where two people you didn’t think would team up do, you won’t be disappointed.

In all seriousness though, if nothing else this move is self-serving. She is obviously pining for a vice president position. What better way than to team up with an old white guy. Albeit this time the old white guy with a charisma stat of thirty. For the non-Dungeon & Dragon’s players, this is very, very good. Like him or hate him, people are drawn toward Trump either way.

Palin has made one serious concession. One that I definitely think should be brought up. In the past, she has steadfastly defended her grandchild, as she should. So, how the hell could she side with a guy who has repeatedly made fun of people with developmental challenges? I’m pretty certain he uses the word “retard” like a fish drinks water. Yep, she totally has standards and sticks to her morals. Totally the cardigan wearing grizzly momma whatever the hell she calls herself!

Regardless, I am happy that Sarah Palin is back in the spotlight. This way we can all keep an eye on here. When she disappears she does weird shit, such as writing a speech to endorse Donald Trump.

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  1. Well you hit the nail on the head! Didn’t even think she was throwing her youngest under the bus siding with Trump, but, she is a mama grizzly, and some mothers have been known to discard the weaker of their offspring! The two of them scare me to bits….make a movie Dumb and dumber 3 Republicans on the move. Follow is and we will lead like lemmings to the great beyond. Trump stated that he could shoot someone and still get elected, might I suggest 1 mama grizzly

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